I get road rage walking behind people.
sometimes i wish i was a masc boy so i wouldn’t have to develop a personality, and instead only put in the minimum amount of effort into my appearance and people would like me the same amount if not more
my children: hey mom whats for dinner??
me: oh hunny im serving up looks tonight!
my children: mother we haven’t eaten in days
Jing Wen @ Burbbery Prorsum Spring 2015 Backstage
someone get me a fluffy backpack asap pls
Naomi Campbell at Jean Paul Gaultier Fall 1995 x Fran Drescher in “The Nanny”
Yo Fran man ..
When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”
#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse
Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*